all together now!

My name is Emily and I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade.

May 25

(via h0neycomb)


May 24
  • doctor: are you sexually active
  • me: i'm not even physically active


May 23

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(via skininy)


May 22

(via hibernum)



May 21

laughingcrying:

“what to do when your friends think kingsley and jenna marbles videos are funny” a guide that doesn’t exist but should

(via drarna)


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